Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
You win this round, Hufflepuff.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
so at work i doodled on my hand
and my coworker was like ”Awww what a cute little girl! Why is she-“
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man
you’re damn fucking right i did