how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
I had an interview the other day in Germany where the interviewer was like, “I heard some recordings of you when you were fourteen and your voice sounds so different. Why have you changed so much?” And I was like, “My balls have dropped.”
i used to hate squidward
but now i see it
i am squidward
we’re all squidward
ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?