Stars in my Brain

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(via themarlendiaries)

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

(via themarlendiaries)

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

(via laughyourlifeaway)

I had an interview the other day in Germany where the interviewer was like, “I heard some recordings of you when you were fourteen and your voice sounds so different. Why have you changed so much?” And I was like, “My balls have dropped.”

(Source: sweeran, via justoswinoswald)

s-t-a-r-f-i-s-h:

cancerously:

hopeful-babybat:

fandomclause:

i used to hate squidward

but now i see it

i am squidward

we’re all squidward

ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

Meow.

(via msaychihuahua)

teachmyskin:

JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”

(via msaychihuahua)